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Captain
Points: 127
Jul 17, 2007 3:49 pm

heres a nice saying
Men are like........bank accounts

They're only useful when they are loaded

and another one
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug.

“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” Doug suggested.

“But what if my wife finds out?”

“Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!”

So Bill went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”

“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that a couple of dozen times - it didn’t work.”


Major General
Points: 1098
Jul 17, 2007 4:46 pm

zx1221 wrote:
heres a nice saying
Men are like........bank accounts

They're only useful when they are loaded

and another one
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug.

“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” Doug suggested.

“But what if my wife finds out?”

“Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!”

So Bill went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”

“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that a couple of dozen times - it didn’t work.”

HEY THAT WAS A GOOD ONE !MY WIFE AND I ENJOYED IT.


Major General
Points: 1098
Jul 17, 2007 4:49 pm

I WOULD SAY ANY CLASS 3 DEALER ,FORM 4, TAX STAMP ,FBI CHECK AND YOUR IN !


Captain
Points: 127
Jul 19, 2007 1:09 pm

THNX FRED.PROUD 2 B HINDU