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Points: 127
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Jul 19, 2007 1:22 pm
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." |
![]() Command Sergeant Major
Points: 20
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Aug 12, 2007 12:38 pm
Bloody brilliant! |
![]() Sergeant Major
Points: 16
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Sep 24, 2007 4:56 am
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![]() Lieutenant Colonel
Points: 266
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Sep 26, 2007 3:54 pm
MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! EHEMM... MAYBE THAT'S WHY MY MOTHER CALLED ME A DEVIL... HE..HE... NO GUNS, NO GLORY!!! |